Monday, October 01, 2007

Deleted Scene: Boogie Nights, It's Really Small...

                               

               INT.  BEDROOM - THAT MOMENT

               Maurice is sitting on the edge of the bed, shaking and 
               sweating.  Rollergirl enters and moves to a closet.

                                     MAURICE
                         Hey...Rollergirl...hey.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         What's wrong?

                                     MAURICE
                         Where?

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         With you?

                                     MAURICE
                         Me? - Nothing - Why?

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         You look like a wreck.

                                     MAURICE
                         Shit no, I'm cool as a cucumber.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Okay.

               Rollergirl takes off her clothes and gets into her BIKINI.

                                     MAURICE
                         Rollergirl?

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         What?

                                     MAURICE
                         My dick is really small.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         What?

                                     MAURICE
                         My dick...it's small.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         How small?

                                     MAURICE
                         Really small.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Well...uh...so?

                                     MAURICE
                         So I can't do this. 
                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Can you get a boner?

                                     MAURICE
                         I don't think so.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Well...

                                     MAURICE
                         Please.  Can you help me?

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         How?

                                     MAURICE
                         I dunno.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         If you've got a small dick, there's 
                         really nothing I can do, Maurice.

                                     MAURICE
                         ....right....right....

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Just go for it, man.

                                     MAURICE
                         What do you mean?

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Just go for it...who cares if you've 
                         got a small dick.  It's how you use 
                         it, right?  You can get a boner, I 
                         bet.  I know you can.

                                     MAURICE
                         I guess.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Be a man about it.

                                     MAURICE
                         Right.  Right.  I have to be a man 
                         about it.  I have to do this...I 
                         have to show my brothers in Puerto 
                         Rico the lifestyle that I'm living.  
                         I can do it...I can do it.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         You'll do fine.

                                     MAURICE
                         Right.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         C'mon. 
                                     MAURICE
                         No...no...I wanna stay here for a 
                         bit --

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Okay....I'll be out there.

               She exits.  HOLD with Maurice a moment.    

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