INT. COLONEL'S HOUSE - NIGHT The inside of the Colonel's house is like Disneyland and a Dungeon Pit. Young girls, cocaine, whips, a miniature Merry- Go-Round with naked girls riding, etc. The Colonel wears a MILITARY UNIFORM as he chases young girls and high school aged boys, who are wearing soccer uniforms. CUT TO: INT. LITTLE BILL'S HOUSE - NIGHT Little Bill sleeps on the couch. In the bedroom, Little Bill's Wife is once again getting fucked by some big dude. Moments later, another fellow appears in the FRAME and gets into the bed -- CUT TO: INT. JACK'S HOUSE/AMBER'S BEDROOM - NIGHT Amber is on the phone, trying to track down her son. Dirk is sitting with her, holding her hand. AMBER Please let me talk to him, Tom. Please. I just want to say hello and that's all - that's it. Yes. I'm not. I'm completely sober. I'm not -- Tom -- Tom -- Tom -- Dial tone from the phone, she hangs up, starts to cry. AMBER (CONT'D) I don't know what to do now. CUT TO:
INT. JACK'S LIVING ROOM - DAY CAMERA roams around. This is a Sunday B-B-Q. Rollergirl and Amber are playing cards and talking about the importance of education and the future. Rollergirl talks about getting a tattoo. Amber says, "Don't get one." Buck is talking with Dirk about Karate and what it means in the ancient history of, "Japan or China...I forget." Scotty J comes over and asks if he can sit down and listen to their conversation. Little Bill is arguing with Kurt Longjohn about film history, more specifically, "2001 vs. Star Wars" Kurt asks Little Bill where is wife is and Little Bill says, "She's at home...why?" Maurice talks Rollergirl into taking her clothes off and posing for a picture with Maurice. CUT TO: INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB/BACKROOM - DAY Maurice slips the PHOTOGRAPH and a letter into an envelope and seals it up. THE VO is in Spanish, with SUB-TITLES. MAURICE Dear brothers: I'm send you a picture -- CUT TO: INT. PUERTO RICO - STREET - DAY Maurice's two BROTHERS stand at a MAILBOX. They rip open the letter and check out the picture. MAURICE (V.O.) -- this is my girlfriend. I had sex with her last night. Isn't she hot? I get chicks like this every night. CUT TO: INT. VINCE'S GYM - DAY Reed and Dirk are working out. They smile, laugh, then become deadly serious as they get into their workout. CUT TO: INT. KARATE STUDIO - DAY Buck and Reed, dressed in Karate-gear, are taking lessons. CUT TO: INT. DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY CAMERA TRACKS ALONG A ROW OF SUITS. Dirk picks one out, tries it on and pays for it in cash. CUT TO: INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT CAMERA BEGINS ON A TRAY OF CLAMS ON THE HALF SHELL, PULLS BACK TO REVEAL JACK, eating them and talking to the Colonel about upcoming film projects. The Colonel's new Lady Friend is doing coke with Amber. ANGLE, BECKY She's at the bar, talking with some FELLA. Ronnie appears in the background and watches her -- ANGLE, REED and ROLLERGIRL They're dancing near the DJ booth. Rollergirl requests some songs from the MIDGET DJ. ANGLE, DIRK He's wearing his new suit and dancing with three or four girls who we've never seen before. They hang all over him. Suddenly, there's a CRASH OC. BECKY THE FUCK OFF ME. Dirk turns his head and sees -- Becky has been knocked down and Ronnie is standing above here. The FELLA she was talking to is lying flat on his face in a pool of blood. CAMERA follows Dirk as he runs over in a flash -- he JUMPS UP -- does a FLYING KARATE KICK -- and knocks Ronnie back and down -- Reed comes over and grabs Ronnie. Maurice is there in a flash with some bouncers who take Ronnie away and out of the club. Dirk helps Becky up and hugs her. DIRK You okay, sexy? BECKY Thank you, Dirk. DIRK Did you see that Karate Kick, I did? BECKY Yeah. Dirk turns his head, calls across the club to Buck. DIRK Buck! Buck! Buck! Did you see that flying Kick? BUCK That was awesome Dirk! CUT TO: EXT. 42ND STREET CINEMA - NIGHT CAMERA DOES A SLOW ZOOM into the MARQUEE. It reads: "BACK DOOR" A Jack Horner Film. Amber Waves, Dirk Diggler, Becky Barnett. CUT TO: A CLIP ROM THE FILM, "BACK DOOR." Dirk is getting it on with an actress named KC SUNSHINE. In the scene from the film, he's dressed as a burglar. CUT TO: EXT. JACK'S BACK YARD - DAY Film crew around, Kurt and Rocky lighting the shot while Jack, Dirk, Reed and Becky choreograph the sex scene. Amber walks from the house, interrupts and says: AMBER Looks like we're going to Vegas. Everyone cheers and congratulates and smiles. END MUSIC.