INT. COLONEL'S HOUSE - NIGHT
The inside of the Colonel's house is like Disneyland and a
Dungeon Pit. Young girls, cocaine, whips, a miniature Merry-
Go-Round with naked girls riding, etc.
The Colonel wears a MILITARY UNIFORM as he chases young girls
and high school aged boys, who are wearing soccer uniforms.
INT. LITTLE BILL'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Little Bill sleeps on the couch. In the bedroom, Little
Bill's Wife is once again getting fucked by some big dude.
Moments later, another fellow appears in the FRAME and gets
into the bed --
INT. JACK'S HOUSE/AMBER'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Amber is on the phone, trying to track down her son. Dirk
is sitting with her, holding her hand.
Please let me talk to him, Tom.
Please. I just want to say hello
and that's all - that's it. Yes.
I'm not. I'm completely sober. I'm
not -- Tom -- Tom -- Tom --
Dial tone from the phone, she hangs up, starts to cry.
I don't know what to do now.
INT. JACK'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
CAMERA roams around. This is a Sunday B-B-Q.
Rollergirl and Amber are playing cards and talking about the
importance of education and the future. Rollergirl talks
about getting a tattoo. Amber says, "Don't get one."
Buck is talking with Dirk about Karate and what it means in
the ancient history of, "Japan or China...I forget." Scotty
J comes over and asks if he can sit down and listen to their
Little Bill is arguing with Kurt Longjohn about film history,
more specifically, "2001 vs. Star Wars" Kurt asks Little
Bill where is wife is and Little Bill says, "She's at
Maurice talks Rollergirl into taking her clothes off and
posing for a picture with Maurice.
INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB/BACKROOM - DAY
Maurice slips the PHOTOGRAPH and a letter into an envelope
and seals it up. THE VO is in Spanish, with SUB-TITLES.
Dear brothers: I'm send you a picture --
INT. PUERTO RICO - STREET - DAY
Maurice's two BROTHERS stand at a MAILBOX. They rip open
the letter and check out the picture.
-- this is my girlfriend. I had sex
with her last night. Isn't she hot?
I get chicks like this every night.
INT. VINCE'S GYM - DAY
Reed and Dirk are working out. They smile, laugh, then become
deadly serious as they get into their workout.
INT. KARATE STUDIO - DAY
Buck and Reed, dressed in Karate-gear, are taking lessons.
INT. DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY
CAMERA TRACKS ALONG A ROW OF SUITS. Dirk picks one out,
tries it on and pays for it in cash.
INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT
CAMERA BEGINS ON A TRAY OF CLAMS ON THE HALF SHELL, PULLS
BACK TO REVEAL JACK, eating them and talking to the Colonel
about upcoming film projects. The Colonel's new Lady Friend
is doing coke with Amber.
She's at the bar, talking with some FELLA. Ronnie appears
in the background and watches her --
ANGLE, REED and ROLLERGIRL
They're dancing near the DJ booth. Rollergirl requests some
songs from the MIDGET DJ.
He's wearing his new suit and dancing with three or four
girls who we've never seen before. They hang all over him.
Suddenly, there's a CRASH OC.
THE FUCK OFF ME.
Dirk turns his head and sees -- Becky has been knocked down
and Ronnie is standing above here. The FELLA she was talking
to is lying flat on his face in a pool of blood.
CAMERA follows Dirk as he runs over in a flash -- he JUMPS
UP -- does a FLYING KARATE KICK -- and knocks Ronnie back
and down --
Reed comes over and grabs Ronnie. Maurice is there in a
flash with some bouncers who take Ronnie away and out of the
club. Dirk helps Becky up and hugs her.
You okay, sexy?
Thank you, Dirk.
Did you see that Karate Kick, I did?
Dirk turns his head, calls across the club to Buck.
Buck! Buck! Buck! Did you see
that flying Kick?
That was awesome Dirk!
EXT. 42ND STREET CINEMA - NIGHT
CAMERA DOES A SLOW ZOOM into the MARQUEE. It reads: "BACK
DOOR" A Jack Horner Film. Amber Waves, Dirk Diggler, Becky
A CLIP ROM THE FILM, "BACK DOOR."
Dirk is getting it on with an actress named KC SUNSHINE. In
the scene from the film, he's dressed as a burglar.
EXT. JACK'S BACK YARD - DAY
Film crew around, Kurt and Rocky lighting the shot while
Jack, Dirk, Reed and Becky choreograph the sex scene. Amber
walks from the house, interrupts and says:
Looks like we're going to Vegas.
Everyone cheers and congratulates and smiles. END MUSIC.