INT. JACK'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - LAUREL CANYON - NIGHT CAMERA DOES A 360 AROUND THE MAIN PART OF THE HOUSE, LANDS THE ANGLE WITH DIRK. He's sitting on a couch, hands folded across his lap. HOLD WITH HIM. OC we hear Jack, Rollergirl and Amber moving about and talking. JACK (OC) I knew a guy once...I swear to you this a true story...this kid...he was about twenty or so when I met him and I invited him up to the house. "Hey, I'm havin' a party, come by..." So on and so forth, right? ROLLERGIRL (OC) ...you're out of limes, Jack. JACK (OC) Look in the studio fridge...so this young lad comes over, up to the house, rips his shirt off and what do I see? A fin. A fin on his back like a fish. I mean, he's got a fucking fin on his back like a fish...he goes straight for the water. AMBER (OC) I don't believe this story. JACK (OC) Believe it, honey. DIRK How big was the fin? JACK (OC) Big....it was like...it was a FIN. AMBER (OC) On his back like a fish. JACK (OC) That's right. I was gonna do a whole underwater series of films with him. "Scuba Sluts," was the name. Funny, right? DIRK Yeah. Is that true? AMBER (OC) I'm going to bed. JACK (OC) Good night, honey. AMBER (OC) Good night, Jackie. Don't stay up too late. Good night, Eddie. I'm glad you came by. She leans into FRAME and gives Dirk a good-night kiss. AMBER (CONT'D) You're great. DIRK Thank you. CAMERA PANS WITH AMBER AND LEADS TO AN ANGLE WITH JACK. HOLD. JACK She's the best, Eddie. A mother. A real and wonderful mother to all those who need love. DIRK (OC) She's really nice. JACK So what do you think...I think we ought to be in business together. You don't have a fin on your back, do you? DIRK (OC) No. JACK What do you think of Rollergirl? DIRK (OC) She's...she's really great... JACK Would you like to get it on with her? DIRK (OC) Have sex? JACK Yeah. DIRK (OC) Yeah. I'd love to. I mean, yes. She's...she's really foxy. JACK Bet your ass she is -- Rollergirl enters back into the house. CAMERA SWINGS AROUND TO HER. ROLLERGIRL You're officially out of limes, Jack. JACK I'll get you some more tomorrow. Come over here a minute. Sit next to Eddie on the couch there. ROLLERGIRL Here We Go! Are We Gonna Fuck? JACK Yes you are. ROLLERGIRL Oh, wait, wait, wait, then. She rolls over to the Hi-If System and picks up a record. ANGLE, JACK AND DIRK. TWO SHOT, SPLIT DIOPTER. They watch her. Jack in F.G. Dirk in B.G. JACK (WATCHING ROLLERGIRL) Go ahead and get undressed, Eddie. ANGLE, ROLLERGIRL. She picks a song. Leo Sayer, "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing." She rolls over to Dirk and in one swift motion she rips her clothes off. By the time she hits the couch, she's naked, minus her rollerskates. ROLLERGIRL You ready? DIRK Are you? ROLLERGIRL Ohhh-yeah. They kiss. They lean back on the couch. Dirk stops a moment. DIRK Are you gonna take your skates off? ROLLERGIRL I don't take my skates off. DIRK Okay. ROLLERGIRL Don't fucking come in me. DIRK I won't. JACK Don't come in her, Eddie. I want you to pull it out and jack off, make sure you aim it towards her face. ROLLERGIRL Fuck you, Jack. JACK Towards her tits, then. ANGLE, JACK. CAMERA DOES A SLOW ZOOM INTO A CU. OC SOUNDS OF DIRK AND ROLLERGIRL DOING IT. Jack watches in AMAZEMENT. HOLD.
Monday, October 01, 2007
Deleted Scene: Boogie Nights, Scuba Sluts
A longer scene where Eddie goes to Jack's house for the first time. Includes a hilarious scene where Jack tells the story of the "fin boy". This story was originally ad libbed by Robert Ridgely in the outtakes of PTA's short, The Dirk Diggler Story.