Monday, October 01, 2007

Deleted Scene: Boogie Nights, It's Really Small...

                               

               INT.  BEDROOM - THAT MOMENT

               Maurice is sitting on the edge of the bed, shaking and 
               sweating.  Rollergirl enters and moves to a closet.

                                     MAURICE
                         Hey...Rollergirl...hey.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         What's wrong?

                                     MAURICE
                         Where?

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         With you?

                                     MAURICE
                         Me? - Nothing - Why?

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         You look like a wreck.

                                     MAURICE
                         Shit no, I'm cool as a cucumber.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Okay.

               Rollergirl takes off her clothes and gets into her BIKINI.

                                     MAURICE
                         Rollergirl?

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         What?

                                     MAURICE
                         My dick is really small.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         What?

                                     MAURICE
                         My dick...it's small.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         How small?

                                     MAURICE
                         Really small.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Well...uh...so?

                                     MAURICE
                         So I can't do this. 
                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Can you get a boner?

                                     MAURICE
                         I don't think so.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Well...

                                     MAURICE
                         Please.  Can you help me?

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         How?

                                     MAURICE
                         I dunno.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         If you've got a small dick, there's 
                         really nothing I can do, Maurice.

                                     MAURICE
                         ....right....right....

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Just go for it, man.

                                     MAURICE
                         What do you mean?

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Just go for it...who cares if you've 
                         got a small dick.  It's how you use 
                         it, right?  You can get a boner, I 
                         bet.  I know you can.

                                     MAURICE
                         I guess.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Be a man about it.

                                     MAURICE
                         Right.  Right.  I have to be a man 
                         about it.  I have to do this...I 
                         have to show my brothers in Puerto 
                         Rico the lifestyle that I'm living.  
                         I can do it...I can do it.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         You'll do fine.

                                     MAURICE
                         Right.

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         C'mon. 
                                     MAURICE
                         No...no...I wanna stay here for a 
                         bit --

                                     ROLLERGIRL
                         Okay....I'll be out there.

               She exits.  HOLD with Maurice a moment.    

1 comment:

  1. Women Lie : Size DOES Matter

    And if you've ever taken a girl home, gotten hot and heavy and then felt embarrassment and PANIC when you take off your pants and see the look of DISAPPOINTMENT on her face, you need to go check this out right now . . .

    ===> Don't Disapoint Her With Your Little Guy <=====

    I'll tell you right now (and I've got proof), that anyone who tells you "size doesn't matter to women" is flat out lying to your face and trying to make you feel better . . .

    Heck, just recently I asked a focus group of women via an anonymous online survey if size matters, and again and again they said "Oh my god, I HATE IT when it's SMALL."

    For a long time I didn't know what to tell the guys who'd write in to me and ask how to get "bigger."

    I'd say something lame like "Women actually like guys who are smaller . . . you just have to get good with your hands."

    Then I found "THE BIBLE of Penis Enlargement" by this guy named John Collins . . .

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    He's got a literal mountain of testimonials from customers not just SAYING that they added 3 or even FOUR inches . . .

    But actual VIDEOS that can't be faked.

    I was 100% skeptical until I saw these vids, so even if you think it's "impossible" to get bigger (and there's no pills or suction devices or any of that crap) go check out the overwhelming proof on John's site.

    ===> Women Lie : Size DOES Matter <=====

    Best,

    [Ana]

    P.S. There's absolutely nothing in the world that will make you smile as wide as pulling down your pants and seeing a look of AWE and ANTICIPATION on a woman's face. The first time you hear her say "It might be too big" in a soft, excited voice, you're going to feel a thrill through your spine like you just snorted 3 lines of cocaine.

    If you aren't at least 7 inches you owe it to yourself (and to the women in your life) to check this out.

    ===> Proof Of REAL Growth <=====

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