Monday, October 01, 2007

Deleted Scene: Boogie Nights, John Holmes

A brief extension of Eddie & Sheryl Lynn where she compares him to John Holmes.

               He continues jumping up and down.  Sheryl Lynn's face turns 
               flat.

                                     DIRK
                         What's wrong?

                                     SHERYL LYNN
                         Do you know that guy John Holmes?

                                     DIRK
                         Yeah...

                                     SHERYL LYNN
                         I thought his cock was big, but your 
                         cock is bigger, Eddie.

                                     DIRK
                         When have you seen John Holmes?

                                     SHERYL LYNN
                         I've seen some movies, Eddie.

                                     DIRK
                         ...and you think mine's bigger?

                                     SHERYL LYNN
                         Yes I do.

               Dirk stops jumping, looks down at his penis.  BEAT.

Deleted Scene: Boogie Nights, The Next Morning


               INT.  TORRANCE CAR WASH - MORNING (LATER)

               Dirk is working the end of the line at the car wash, cleaning 
               the inside of a Pinto.  Dirk's eye catches something.

               DIRK'S POV, ACROSS THE LOT

               A mint-condition Orange 1976 Corvette.  It DRIVES past.

               ANGLE, DIRK

               CAMERA DOLLIES INTO A CU.  HOLD.

               DIRK'S POV, THE CORVETTE.

               In a FLASH, Dirk sees himself BEHIND THE WHEEL.  He's driving 
               the Corvette, wearing SUNGLASSES and a WHITE SHIRT.

               ANGLE, DIRK.

               CAMERA DOLLIES BACK FROM CU.  Dirk blinks his eyes.  HOLD.

                                                                   CUT TO: 

               INT. JACK'S HOUSE/KITCHEN - LATE MORNING

               CAMERA DOES A SLOW DOLLY INTO PROFILE OF JACK.  He's sitting 
               in front of a typewriter, smoking a cgi, drinking coffee and 
               typing.  Amber enters, says hello and makes herself a cup of 
               coffee.

                                                                    CUT TO:

               INT. BECKY'S APARTMENT - DAY

               Becky's one bedroom place in the valley.  She's asleep in 
               her single bed, Reed is asleep on the floor.  They both awake, 
               lay there;

                                     REED
                         You awake?

                                     BECKY
                         Yeah.

                                     REED
                         What time is it?

                                     BECKY
                         12:45

                                     REED
                         I had a dream.

                                     BECKY
                         Yeah.


                                     REED
                         ...I forgot it, though....

               BEAT.

                                     REED (CONT'D)
                         I remember my dream --
                              (beat, then:)
                         No...I forget.  Wait -- No...I 
                         think...Nope.  I forgot it.  I hate 
                         that.

                                     BECKY
                         I had a dream I fell in love with a 
                         really gorgeous guy.  We fucked doggy 
                         style in the bathroom at Tail 'O The 
                         Cock.  Weird, huh?

               Suddenly, there's a banging on the front door of the 
               apartment.

                                     ANGRY MALE VOICE
                         BECKY!  BECKY!  OPEN UP, I KNOW YOU'RE 
                         IN THERE -- BECKY!

               Reed looks to Becky, whispers;

                                     REED
                         Is that Ronnie?

                                     BECKY
                         Yeah, Shhh.  He'll go away --

                                     RONNIE
                         C'MON BECKY, BECKY, PLEASE OPEN THE 
                         DOOR -- I JUST - I WANNA TALK TO YOU --

               There's the sound CO that resembles someone falling down, 
               swearing, getting in a car and peeling off.

                                     BECKY
                         I keep telling him we broke up.  He 
                         doesn't listen.

Deleted Scene: Boogie Nights, Reed's Nova

               INT.  REED'S NOVA - MOVING - NIGHT

               Reed driving with Buck and Becky.

                                     BUCK
                         Let's get some food.  I'm hungry.

                                     BECKY
                         Me too.

                                     REED
                         I'll drop you off.

                                     BUCK
                         Whatta you mean, drop off?

                                     REED
                         I was gonna go workout.

                                     BECKY
                         It's three in the morning, Reed.

                                     REED
                         I need it.  I haven't done my legs 
                         in two days and we're shooting --

                                     BUCK
                         Do it in the morning, cause I wanna 
                         just eat and get home.  I got work 
                         in the morning and I gotta get some 
                         rest.

                                     REED
                         I need it now, I'm in the mood to do 
                         it now.  If you're hungry you can 
                         eat at the gym.  Hey, can I sleep at 
                         your place, Becky?

                                     BECKY
                         If you want.

                                     BUCK
                         Wait -- are you going home or going 
                         to work out?

               EXT. VENTURA BLVD. - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT

               Reed's Nova flies past CAMERA WHICH PANS TO THE SIDEWALK; 
               Rollergirl is rolling down the street.  She passes CAMERA.  
               HOLD on Ventura Blvd. The sun is about to come up....

Deleted Scene: Boogie Nights, Jack Meets Eddie

               INT.  BACKROOM/KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER

               Dirk is washing dishes.  A few others around.  Jack enters 
               and approaches.  MUFFLED SOUNDS FROM THE SONG OUT FRONT.  
               HOLD WIDE ANGLE TWO SHOT FOR WHOLE SEQUENCE.

                                     JACK
                         Hey.

                                     DIRK
                         Hey.

                                     JACK
                         Do you know where, uh...?  I'm looking 
                         for the bathroom.

                                     DIRK
                         You're way the wrong direction.  You 
                         gotta go back out and to the left -

                                     JACK
                         How old are you?

                                     DIRK
                         I got a work permit.  I got the --

                                     JACK
                         No, no, no.  Not like that.

                                     DIRK
                         I'm...old enough.

                                     JACK
                         Jesus.  Where you from?  You work 
                         here?  Wait with the answer -- how 
                         long you worked here?

                                     DIRK
                         A month.

                                     JACK
                         I haven't been here in a month.  
                         That's why I don't know you.  I would 
                         know you if you'd been here more 
                         than that right?

                                     DIRK
                         I guess so.

                                     JACK
                         Maurice give you a job here?

                                     DIRK
                         Yeah.

                                     JACK
                         Why you wanna work here?  What do 
                         you make? 
                                                                        


                                     DIRK
                         I'm not supposed to say how much I 
                         make.

                                     JACK
                         Maurice is a friend of mine.

                                     DIRK
                         You shouldn't...Well...you'll have 
                         to ask him...

                                     JACK
                         You live around here?  Canoga?  
                         Reseda?

                                     DIRK
                         Um, no...I'm from...do you know where 
                         Torrance is?

                                     JACK
                         How do you get here?

                                     DIRK
                         I take the bus.

                                     JACK
                         What do you wanna do?

                                     DIRK
                         ...what...?

                                     JACK
                         You take the bus all the way from 
                         Torrance to work as a busboy in a 
                         Van Nuys nightclub.  Why don't you 
                         work in Torrance?

                                     DIRK
                         I don't want to.

                                     JACK
                         Why not?

               Dirk doesn't answer.

                                     JACK (CONT'D)
                         Shit, I'm asking so many personal 
                         questions I hope you don't mind.  I 
                         get going, I get going and I'm 
                         really...I like to get to the point.

                                     DIRK
                         Oh yeah?

                                     JACK
                         Listen: Maybe you think, what?
                                     (MORE)



                                     JACK (CONT'D)
                         You think I'm some old queen trying 
                         to get in your pants or something 
                         like that --?  but that's not it.  
                         And I'm trying to figure out a way 
                         to tell you that without it sounding 
                         like a load of crappy poo-poo.  Y'see: 
                         You got so many shmoes out there 
                         that ain't the real thing that when 
                         a guy like me with something 
                         legitimate to offer, it's a pain in 
                         the ass for me to try and convince 
                         you of what I might have --

                                     DIRK
                         You got ten bucks?

                                     JACK
                         Ten bucks?  Yeah, I got ten bucks.

                                     DIRK
                         You wanna watch me jack-off, that's 
                         cool if you got ten bucks.

                                     JACK
                         Guys come in, ask you to jack off 
                         for them?

                                     DIRK
                         Sometimes.

                                     JACK
                         No.  No.  You and Me...?  We'll Save 
                         It.  Ten bucks, huh?

                                     DIRK
                         It's money.

                                     JACK
                         You've done it tonight -- yet?

                                     DIRK
                         Couple times.

                                     JACK
                         And you can do it again?

                                     DIRK
                         If you want...if you got ten bucks.

                                     JACK
                         Jesus Christ.

               BEAT.  Jack looks Dirk over head to toe.

                                     JACK (CONT'D)
                         You're a dancer aren't you?


                                     DIRK
                         ...I like to dance...

                                     JACK
                         No...you're a dancer...right?

                                     DIRK
                         Yeah.  I'm a dancer

                                     JACK
                         Everyone's a dancer...y'know?  Hey: 
                         Everyone's an actor, something, 
                         something: Question is: What do you 
                         want, I mean: I mean this: What Do 
                         You Want From This Life?

               HOLD, THEN:

                                     DIRK
                         I'm already the best...now I want 
                         everyone else to know it.

                                     JACK
                         I'm gonna tell you something straight 
                         out and I'm not gonna hold back and 
                         I just want you to hang out with me 
                         a minute, 'kay?

                                     DIRK
                         I'm supposed to be working.

                                     JACK
                         Maurice is my friend, don't worry 
                         about that, you let me worry about 
                         Maurice -- because that's how it's 
                         gonna go from now...me worrying, you 
                         just doing what I know you do well.

                                     DIRK
                         Oh yeah?

                                     JACK
                         Yeah.

                                     DIRK
                         So...?

                                     JACK
                         So you got a face on you like I've 
                         never seen in my life.  You were 
                         chiselled from precious metals, my 
                         friend.

                                     DIRK
                         Yeah, right.

                                     JACK
                         I'm jack.



                                     DIRK
                         Hi.

                                     JACK
                         What's your name?

                                     DIRK
                         I'm Eddie Adams.  From Torrance.

                                     JACK
                         ...Eddie Adams...from Torrance.  I'm 
                         a filmmaker.  Jack Horner.

                                     DIRK
                         Really?

                                     JACK
                         I make adult films.

                                     DIRK
                         Like what?

                                     JACK
                         Like what, like what films have I 
                         made?

                                     DIRK
                         Yeah.

                                     JACK
                         All those ones, the ones with the 
                         names: "Amanda's Ride" "Inside Amber," 
                         You've heard of them...or?

                                     DIRK
                         I know who you are.

                                     JACK
                         You do?

                                     DIRK
                         I read about you in a magazine.

                                     JACK
                         So you know me, you know now maybe 
                         that I'm not full of doggy-doo-doo.

               Dirk laughs, Jack laughs;

                                     DIRK
                         Yeah.

                                     JACK
                         Why don't you come back to my table, 
                         you wanna have a drink?

                                     DIRK
                         I'm working...


                                     JACK
                         Forget that.  Hey.  Put that dish 
                         down.

                                     DIRK
                         I'm supposed to be working --

                                     JACK
                         --That's the last dish you ever wash 
                         in your life --

                                     DIRK
                         I need money, I have to work.

                                     JACK
                         You need money...you gotta pay your 
                         rent?

                                     DIRK
                         ...No.  I mean, yeah, I need money.  
                         But I don't pay rent.  I live at 
                         home.

                                     JACK
                         You need some spending 
                         money...something?

                                     DIRK
                         I don't know...

                                     JACK
                         Hey.

                                     DIRK
                         What?

                                     JACK
                         Tell me how old you are.

                                     DIRK
                         I'm seventeen.

                                     JACK
                         I wanna tell you something right now 
                         and I want you to listen close: I'm 
                         a good man.  You're a seventeen year 
                         old piece of gold.  You treat me 
                         well and I'm gonna treat you well.  
                         I've been doin' this for twenty three 
                         years and I gotta pretty good clue 
                         as to what works and what 
                         doesn't...you're a pure piece of 
                         gold, I told you that, I'm tellin' 
                         you that again, because you're young 
                         and that's what you need.

                                     DIRK
                         I can't do that to Maurice.

                                     JACK
                         You're a good worker, yeah?

                                     DIRK
                         I'm sorry.  I do know you.  I know 
                         you're not full of --

                                     JACK
                         -- doggy-do-do

                                     DIRK
                         ...yeah.  Yeah.  But I just can't 
                         walk out on Maurice.

                                     JACK
                         It seems to me: Beneath those jeans 
                         there's something wonderful just 
                         waiting to get out.

               Jack leaves.  HOLD WITH DIRK. 

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Demo Jail (2006)



A short comedy segment PTA directed for The Showbiz Show with David Spade featuring a dude trying to get Spade to listen to his band's demo tape. A possible precursor to the "Portlandia" DJ Night sketch?

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Exclusive Details on PTA's 5th Feature

archived updates from cigarettes and coffee:

Have you been wondering what PTA has been up to since 2002's Punch-Drunk Love? Paul never ceases to surprise us & it seems his next film will most likely be......."Oil"! "Oil!" is 1927 novel by Upton Sinclair that PTA has adapted. This would be his first film not based on on of his own original screenplays. It's a tale of of scandal, intrigue and politics. Makes sense & ties in nicely to this story reported awhile back. It looks like Daniel Day-Lewis will be the star. I know, that's not too much of a surprise, but that's all the casting I've heard thus far. Lastly, it seems that Paul is still looking for financing, so a studio has yet to be determined . Obviously, a possible release date can't even be speculated at this point. I'm very confident that my information is correct, but it's Hollywood & things can (& do) change on a regular basis. Stay tuned for the latest.

Monday, March 08, 2004

Interview: PTA Q&A

Paul Thomas Anderson Q&A, Written By James Yarmolinsky
March 8th, 2004


>> When you were growing up (more specifically in your teenage years) did you go through many different phases (like most kids) as to what you wanted to do in life as a career or did you always consider yourself destined to be a filmmaker?

I always wanted to be a filmmaker. Of course, I was never sure if I would have the opportunity to make films and get paid for doing it so I always thought about what else I might do -- I just wanted to make sure that I got to work on films, even if i wasn't directing them. I could have ended up working as an editor or photographer, anything as long as I was working.....

>> Was there any one film that you remembered seeing when you were younger that instantly made you realize that you wanted to be a film director?

So many films that I saw -- Jaws, Wizard of Oz, Rocky, all the Disney movies that kids see, in one year, when I was 12, I saw Reds and Prince of the City -- that really hooked me for good.

>> What advice would you give to young people interested in having a career in film? Film school vs. Hands on experience, etc.

It's so hard to say. There is no "correct" path. It all depends on you. What works for some people might not work for you. There's nothing that says you can't do both. Working on films and going to film school doesn't mean you do just one or the other.....working hard and often is the best thing.

>> If you had to choose between spending the rest of your life either a) Writing screenplays that you didn't direct or b) Directing screenplays that you didn't write, which way would you rather have it?

Boy, oh, boy. The good news is: I don't have to make this choice. Writing and directing are things that go hand in hand. For me, one is impossible without the other at this time. Sometimes people feel they need to make this choice, but I don't think it's true. If you write, the great thing is that you own it and you've created it, so all the decisions are yours to make, right or wrong.

>> If you weren't a filmmaker, what career would you have probably gone into?

I would have loved to have been a baseball player...but I can't really play baseball very well. I'm most jealous of novelists and photographers, they have great jobs, it seems.

>> Of all the characters in all of yours films, which one do you most closely relate to?

I relate to all of them. I can see all their good parts and bad parts. Secretly, I'm really partial to Jim Kurring in Magnolia.

>> Everyone knows that you are not a big fan of the "Digital Revolution" that's been going on the last few years in the film and television industry. Many filmmakers (Spike Lee, Robert Rodriguez and George Lucas of course) have sworn to never shoot a movie on film again. What is it that film has that video doesn't?

I'm not against anything going on in the digital filmmaking. I just don't like it right now as much as I like other types of tools to make a movie. Someday, I will – when it's right. I like film because of the quality, the density, the breadth, the sweetness.....all those good things. It doesn't matter how it gets up there -- it only matters what it's doing for the story.

>> If you could sit down and have a cup of coffee with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?

John Lennon, John Steinbeck, Bill Clinton, Carole Lombard, Fred Astaire. To name a few...

>> What are some of the perks of being a filmmaker that few people know about? (Let's say the Top Five Perks)

They give you a secret pass when you become a filmmaker that allows you to be above the law in all respects. In other words, I can murder someone and get away with it – which comes in handy from time to time when someone disagrees with me.....I know that's not five....but it covers a lot of ground.

>> Do you see yourself directing on Broadway (like directors Sam Mends and Baz Luhrman) anytime in the future?

That would be wonderful. I've always thought about it and I know I'll do it sometime. Just not sure when. I love being in New York and when I see friends put on plays there -- there's a better sense of excitment than I've ever seen. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere, as the song says.

>> If you could change one thing in this world, what would it be?

HA! George Bush.

>> And lastly, would you possibly be able to give us any details on your next movie? Please??

Nope! Sorry. No details from me. Access denied.  Thanks for your questions, again. I hope they make sense.

Monday, November 17, 2003

Interview: Exclusive Fan-Submitted Q&A

Written By Cigarettes & Red Vines
November 17th, 2003


This interview is based on questions submitted by the xixax.com message board. Paul's responses are unedited.

1. Let's talk about Couch. Was it shot on 16mm? Furthermore, was it shot on a Bolex? Tell me about the location? Lots of people have been asking.

The illustrious "couch" was shot in 35mm with a panavision camera and primo lenses at a Levitz in Chatsworth, California. can't remember what stock we used, my short term memory is shot at that moment. The location was simple - it may only appear un-simple because of the bizzare backing we put up in the middle of the store......did i forget to mention "couch" is my favorite thing ever ever ever ever?

Saturday, August 23, 2003

Blossoms & Blood (2003)



A 12 minute assemblage of various deleted bits and alternate takes from "Punch-Drunk Love".  Originally included on the DVD.